January 2012
December 2011
Any girl out there can get the dick, but it takes...
My face when I listen to the kid's talk nowadays:
I heard some 6th grader say “I smashed that bitch’s pussy hard.” I was like
NIGGA I HOPE YOU MEANT A CAT!
If I tease you, I'm comfortable.
lylybeans:
If I tease you ever, that means I’m comfortable with you. I don’t literally mean that “you’re ugly.” I’m just messing with you, you’re beautiful/handsome. I like teasing you, because I’m letting you know that I can be myself and show you who I really am.
Charles the Sexual Harassment Corgi
thefrogman:
Hey guys…
Guys…
Guys…
Look at my butt…
[corgisandboobs]
